The unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates.
Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me. - Jesus.
Give me liberty or give me death. - Patrick Henry.
Dress cute wherever you go, life is too short to blend in. - Paris Hilton, as immortalized this week in the new edition of the Oxford Book of Quotations.
We apologize for this latest intrusion into civilised life by Hiltonate existence, which we present purely in the belief that it is only by staring the beast of idiocy squarely in the eye that we may slay it. Even Jesus would agree, though he throw us, yeah, from the Temple, for being reminded of this She-beast of Babylon.
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