Sunday, February 7, 2010

the Thing with CELEB fragrances

nowadays , all celebrities and stars tries to launch their own fragrance. the true goood perfumes are just those few, hugo-boss, dior-addict, jadore.

then comes celebs with their fragrances…

and also people like paris hilton

unlike her, her perfume aren’t cheat, it is priced at erm close to £27 pounds sterling i think

ironically, i somehow find her elegant sometimes. perhaps its her innate hilton-ness.

then there is this Britney spears. its a while ago….i know

when she sings she sounds like she have snuffly nose, like she needs some decongestants or something , get some Sudafed will ya.

OHhh yea.. lets not forget its the same britney spears the bald one

si botak

i think she call her perfume ‘believe’ is because perhaps she believe her hair can grow back  , and perhaps will keep believing she will get her child custody back from K-fed.

yes. this is a new fragrance by  TIGER WOODS. the tiger woods, that have affairs with a string of women including porn star holly sampson, a waitress,

the fragrance  is called ”adultery” . the motto is ” you need golf balls to play golf but you need real balls to be a play boy” ; 

Tiger woods ” try my new fragrance. i am very good at hitting balls with a stick into holes, but i am also good at sticking my stick into holes…. and i got slapped by my wife consequently, anyway sorry for my rude language buy my fragrance, i need to raise lots of money for my expensive divorce!”

   

i’ve tried it , yes me stephen tong, and his fragrance smells like sweat.

john terry, the would be england’s football captain . have launched his own fragrance as well, ohhhhhh yes. this randy bas****. he calls it Betrayal. i bet his wife toni is reallly pissed for him to cheat on her ….. he have been  kicking balls in the fields for chelsea and bring home £100,000 per week  , but now it seems like his wife toni really feels like kicking him in the nuts, hopefully he will keep his pants on more often.   

guesss how the fragrance smells like, it smells like sweat again.

NOW , if someone really deserves her own perfume, i think it should be Cheryl Cole. thats what i called a talented star.

damn she can sing.  and she is a better judge than perhaps simon cowell, seriously , i dont know what credentials this simon meany has, i think i singer should be judges, kylie minogue should be the judge than danni because duhhh, kylie minogue can sing…. does simon even sing?

anyway. back to cheryl. if she launches her own perfume, damn it, i will be waiting in line . hohohho. even if she’s sticking labels over mineral water bottles

 i will buy cheryls perfume , even if it means i have to fight fight fight fight, fight for this loveperfume …. splash ’the perfume’ to my arm pit, my fore arm, my crotch and my neck…  

of course i will check for the genuine logo. its cheryl pointing two fingers.

here’s the zoom of the label.

[Via http://stephentong.wordpress.com]

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