Johnny Depp was yesterday voted “sexiest man alive” by Cosmopolitan – certainly no surprises there.
Sexiest man alive according to Cosmopolitan
I’d like to see some alternatives to these rather uninteresting lists, like for example we could have a”rudest and most aggressive journalist” list topped by Paxo, seen below on University Challenge where he regularly savages students for confusing Keats with Wordsworth and other outrageous offences.
top of the "rude and agressive but strangely sexy" poll comes Jez
Jostling for the top spot on the “great looking but entirely devoid of talent (and in fact a brain)” list are Paris Hilton and Peter Andre:
pete and paris are neck and neck for the goodlooking but dim top spot
Top of the “always being slated when alive but strangely sainted after death” list – yes you’ve guessed it – Jade Goody, who went from being an intolerable racist when on Big Brother to being “Princess” when she developed cervical cancer.
Jade went from sinner to saint in a typical British public U turn
The final list is reserved for “European presidents who are much too short for their wives” – having thought hard about this I concluded that the incorrigible Nicolas Sarkozy should top this shortlist:
Here seen in a thinly veiled attempt to appear as tall as Carla...
Any suggestions for additions to the alternative lists would be greatly appreciated.
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